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Jurasskicked Park

The alternate and more proper name for the movie that had dinosaurs kicking the crap out of everyone and everything for 127 minutes.

"Unless you want to take a another trip to Jurasskicked Park, I suggest that we watch a different movie tonight."

by wordopotomus June 29, 2012


Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.

Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010


Parking-Brake

A boner that you get while sitting down that makes it rather difficult to stand up.

Awh man! I tried standing up to go to the bathroom second period, but my parking-brake was on.

by Theworddumpster November 18, 2009

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jefferson park

Located in Chicago, Illinois, Jefferson park is home to some of the most baddest dudes on the planet. Pretty much taken over by what is now known as โ€œL block,โ€ tend to keep the streets as safe as possible. L block is currently 2-0 in street brawls and will most likely stay undefeated.

Jim: you want to go to Jefferson park?
George: no way bro L block resides there

by Young stone February 5, 2020


Hazard Parking

A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.

Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!

Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!

by Dizzy Louie February 11, 2012


costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 12, 2008


South Park

The funniest, most shocking, and relevant show on television. Incorporates all aspects of comedy, though it is less scatalogical than it used to be. To idiots, this is a bad thing and it automatically disqualifies South Park as a relevant sociopolitical voice. But the same people who write off South Park are the ones who don't care about the world around them.

South Park is the most clever show on television.

by Mikey G October 15, 2003

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