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When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.
Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?
Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!
Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.
The alternate and more proper name for the movie that had dinosaurs kicking the crap out of everyone and everything for 127 minutes.
"Unless you want to take a another trip to Jurasskicked Park, I suggest that we watch a different movie tonight."
1. A great park where a river runs right through it located next to campus at Texas State University, when your driving by there on the first hot friday afternoon of the year, have your insurance ready because you will crash looking at all the nice ass laying on the grass of the hill.
2. Awesome place to go chill.
1. Holy shit i love texas state because of Sewell Park. Yes!
2. Dude im hungover you wanna go chill at sewell?
a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance
that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!
getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination
dude look at this costanza parking
i pulled a costanza parking spot
Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.
Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.
The funniest, most shocking, and relevant show on television. Incorporates all aspects of comedy, though it is less scatalogical than it used to be. To idiots, this is a bad thing and it automatically disqualifies South Park as a relevant sociopolitical voice. But the same people who write off South Park are the ones who don't care about the world around them.
South Park is the most clever show on television.
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