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When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"
When something is lubed like a penguin, it means it's very slippery, and sometimes uneasy to handle. Kinda like how penguins can easily slide on their bellys.
My dick is lubed as a penguin.
When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.
"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"
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One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was
Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!
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The sexual act of a many sledding down a hill, while the women is on all fours at the bottom, and perfectly aiming his penis into her vagina
Dude I totally gave her The Penguin Slide.
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A "Mista Penguin" is an extremely good looking and sweet guy. He is compassionate and cares about the well being of other people. He is like a penguin with how dedicated he can become to somone he loves and he would most likely become a devoted and loving father someday.
He has a wide variety of talents that no one else possesses. He's kind of like a superhero and nothing ever bothers him. He so cool and laid back that even if a bomb was going off just listening to him talk would be like sitting by the ocean drinking banana smoothies.
person 1: "Danny asked me to marry him!"
person 2: "For all he's worth, he better be Mista Penguin"
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Mr penguin is a very famous penguin. He loves to eat fish and cheese. He makes very funny youtube videos by the username coolpersonsoOMG
He is is a billion air! and has been penguin prime minister!
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