Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf

A sexual act in which you place ketchup on the head of your dick and proceed to fuck a woman in the ass while she is turtle heading.

Yo bro, I totally gave that slut the Pennsylvania dutch meatloaf last night!

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The Pennsylvania pork chop

So when your taking a shit and you jerk someone else off

Wow that chick was into some weird stuff she gave me the Pennsylvania pork chop

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Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.

-Boz

Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

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pennsylvania vein popper

1) Two people, male and female, having butt sex so vigorously that they may burst a vein or blood vessel
2) Anal sex that is so rough that the male pushes so hard a vein pops out of his head (not the head down south)

1. We pulled a pennsylvania vein popper last night and I had to go to the doctors to get it checked.
2. " I think he almost died last night after we did a pennsylvania vein popper."

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Pennsylvania Love Tap

Refers to the post-coital act of aggressive affection wherein a man finishes in his partner’s mouth and follows his release with a punishing blow to the semen recipient’s tummy forcing he or she to emit the pearl jam onto his chest/collarbone region. The freshly glazed man then has the option to permit his partner to retrieve the load in a fitting way. Furthermore, the shooter can then ask for or take back his splooge making the whole debacle an elaborate method of felching.

I was initially leary at the prospect of a Pennsylvania Love Tap from my boo, but I have to admit, I really dug it.

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Pennsylvania White Boy Sandwich

Seltzer’s Sweet Lebanon Bologna, White or Yellow American cheese, Hellmann’s Mayo, and Middleswarth BBQ chips sandwiched between Martin’s Potato bread or Rolls. This is delicious, and you’ll only ever see a PA white boy eat it!

I’m hungry for lunch, whattaya say about a Pennsylvania White Boy Sandwich?

U-Town, Pennsylvania

U-Town, also known as Uniontown, is the most amazing city out there! We have super fly city kids and very laid-back country kids. We also have the gangstas, emos, goths, preps, and your occational geek. Most of the kids get bored, but that don't mean anything. We are just soo used to having an entertaining time, that if something don't happen my noon, we get bored. We hang with out cliques and chill in the streets! U-Town also has the best school of ALL TIME! U-Town High School Red Raiders are beastie. Much better than neighboring LH. Without U-Town, I think society would be quite boring. Mostly because we have many important aspects such as.. ME!!! Well, everyone who is ANYONE knows about U-Town because we be gangstas!

Gangsta Bob: U-Town, Pennsylvania is so fly cuz we have all da sexy b*tches, yo!

Emo Fred: Even I agree with Gangsta Bob.

Geek Marty: I wish some of the SUPER HOTT girls from U-Town HS would come into my computer fantasies!

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