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An inexpensive, usually low quality romance novel.
Fabio models for the covers of penny romances.
Big Penny is the most famous rapper he is so famous that nobody knows him
Timmy: have you heard Big Penny’s new album
Johnny: No tf is that you autistic fuck
Timmy:*bleeds from various holes
n. Cheap-ass hooker. Obscure use of the word "slit" as vagina or ass, with penny indicating that it is so cheap you don't need much more than a penny to buy some time with it.
n. Any body orifice where a penny might fit.
v. On the present (-ing) it means buying some time from a cheap hooker.
Damn, look at that hoe, she's a penny slit.
Dat ho's got a penny slit yo; that shit's sexy as fuck.
Im'ma fuck the shit outta' that penny slit, it's so damn cheap yo.
My fucking bitch of an ex slept with half the damn neighborhood, she was such a cheap penny slittin' ho.
Im'ma go penny-slitting round the hood. Bitches love my pennies.
I pulled that penny slit... Jackpot!
One who apologizes profusely for something that they really are not sorry for but to give the illusion of feeling remorse.
Guy 1 says: "I'm so sorry for stepping on your cat."
Guy 2 says: " No, you're not you're just being 'penny polite'!"
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The penny stack is an amusement for people of all ages, get a load of pennies (or two p's whatever your choice) and get some some super glue.
Next stick one down on somewhere people will see it, and wait until dry. And then add another. Keep going until you feel satisfied.
Now someone will be very perplexed by the stacked up pennies. =
Did you see that awesome 1000 high penny stack?
Yeah dude, it was sick.
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First, you need 3 willing guys. Then you put one dick in your butt, another dick in your vagina and the last dick in your mouth.
Dat bitch loves the triple penny.
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