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Peyton's Law

A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"

However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."

Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.

Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.

Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."

Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"

by Netyop September 8, 2020


peyton hardin

a bitch that dates black girls and cheats on people

You are such a Peyton Hardin!

by animal crakers November 22, 2015


peyton allen

A nigga u hate for no fucking reason.

Peyton Allen Yo, fuck that nigga Peyton idk why but fuck him

by Suck me March 22, 2018


Peyton Holcomb

Peyton Holcomb is a good friend. He’s always sweet to his friends, and only wants the best for people. He thinks he is annoying, when in reality he’s one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He loves his girlfriend a lot, and gets teased quite a bit. Overall, Peyton is a good friend to have. He also like Taco Bell.

Taylor: I miss Peyton Holcomb! He’s the best boyfriend ever.
Lilly: Aw! You two are so perfect for each other. You guys should go on a date to Taco Bell.
Taylor: Definitely! I love him.

by chelseaplaystennis365 November 6, 2019


Peyton Schaefer

A teenager who goes to Gibault. He's very smart and athletic!

Peyton Schaefer is a good man.

by LilDOfficial May 4, 2022


Zoe Peyton

The pimp. The cool kid.

"They wanna be Zoe Peyton so bad!"

by Yo mama house in her bedroom February 2, 2023


peyton branch

the guy who asks as if he were your big brother. you will meet peyton and see that he is the best person you will ever meet and love. I sware you will think of him as family.

Peyton Branch-amazing, handsome, funny , smart and loving

Omg Peyton is so nice, he's like a big brother to me. I love him so much

by 0nehgh44 September 1, 2019