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A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
does not fuck with kanye west. sounds slightly gay. overall good person though. Anime addict.
More of a concept than an actual person.
person 1: I'm so insanely attracted to Peyton Niles to the point that it's borderline homosexual.
person 2: okay?
a bitch that dates black girls and cheats on people
Peyton Holcomb is a good friend. He’s always sweet to his friends, and only wants the best for people. He thinks he is annoying, when in reality he’s one of the funniest people you will ever meet. He loves his girlfriend a lot, and gets teased quite a bit. Overall, Peyton is a good friend to have. He also like Taco Bell.
Taylor: I miss Peyton Holcomb! He’s the best boyfriend ever.
Lilly: Aw! You two are so perfect for each other. You guys should go on a date to Taco Bell.
Taylor: Definitely! I love him.
Weirdo, sometimes shy, sometimes annoying, but still amazing
Loves men, he loves men and wants to mingle with other guys
Peyton Sexton and his dog
Peyton Bambach's are outstanding girls who are not afraid to show the people who's boss! She'll kick your ass if you threaten her or her friends. She can be shy at first, but once you get to know her she'll be your best friend! Their are a few people who beg to differ, but their just missing out on life. Sometimes she can be a total asshole, but she mainly just wants to be herself. If your lucky enough to know a Peyton, chase after her until you are very close to her, like never letting her go close.
Guy 1: Man, she's such a badass.
Girl 1: Dude, that's my friend.
Peyton Bambach: You talkin' 'bout me? Bitch you better run.