Having Phoebe fever refers to the overwhelming and sickeningly intense attraction many feel to Phoebe Bridgers. Phoebe fever has been defined as an obsession, an addiction, and common disorder amongst angsty and depressed teens.
OMG, I have Phoebe fever! Last Friday, I bought a prayer candle with Phoebe Bridgers’ face photoshopped onto Jesus. I need therapy.
Phoebe bellamy is a sexy cunt and gets all the whores, phoebe bellamys are known to other people as supreme leaders. They are commonly found around the area of North dragging a bag around looking homeless and depressed. However, its actually a mask, they devised a planned to scare others of but then they revealed they are actually so sexy so the lads basically lay at their feet and become sex slaves and fulfill their plan of baby farms
Phoebe bellamy: bow down to common whore
Jack hemsley: yes master
A supreme leader who everyone follows. They are quite short and give the impression of being on ket 24/7 and look like a gremlin however, what everyone else doesn't know is that they are in fact a super sexy pixie goth girl. Phoebe bellamy will shag your mum or skin you if you disobey.
Jack hemsley: phoebe bellamy where are we going today dear leader
Phoebe bellamy: your mum