Pokemon GO

Modern Day Exercise.

I know many people who have always hated getting out of the house, but after downloading Pokemon GO, they're like, "HEY WANNA WALK TEN MILES I FOUND A PIDGY THERE."

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Legendary Pokemons

Gender-less creatures that cannot breed with dittos. Awesome power, but can't damn breed. Probably virgins but some have a certain gender. Humans capture them into small capsules for fun and then use them for battle and nearly kill them over and over just for their entertainment.

Kid: I have every Legendary Pokemons ever made!

Kid 2: Hacker dick.

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Pokemon insurance

First using a glitch to clone your pokemon/items,

and then trading the clones to another game cartridge... just in case

the internal battery should ever run dry, or the game breaks.. etc.
Could also be referred to as making a backup cartridge.

OH NO!!!! My saved game has disappeared... good thing I have pokemon insurance! 8D

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Pokemon

A monster taming game that many claim digimon ripped of. And while digimon might have ripped off pokemon (as pokemon first came along in 1996, and digimon in 1997), pokemon was not the first with the monster taming idea. In fact monster taming was there long before pokemon. An earlier game that features monster taming is Dragon Quest 5, which was released for the super famicom in 1992.

Guy: "Dude, pokemon totally ripped of digivolving with mega evolution."
Friend 1: "Oh well, digimon ripped off pokemon first."
Friend 2: "You do know the idea of monster taming in games was around long before digimon and pokemon right? Pokemon and digimon are only the popular ones."

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Pokemoning

Pokemoning (to pokemon) is an uncommon gaming term used to describe the act of saving the game at the top of a crucial moment and using a quit and load routine until you have succeeded in what you were attempting to do. This term is a reference to the fact that this method is used by many pokemon players to capture legendary pokemon that they only get one chance on. However the term is used on any game where the "save scum" is possible.

"You're 2k player is in the dunk contest?!"

"Yeah, but honestly the scoring system is total garbage, I will probably be pokemoning it"

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Pokemon Go

Nintendo's attempt to get their fans to exercise, socialize, and improve overall mental health. All while catching Pokemon.

I'm Pokemon Go-ing!

Me too!

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Yugioh and Pokemon

A type of porn 8 year olds watch.

When Bob was 8, he always made sure he got home in time to see Yugioh and Pokemon.

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