it is a false creature that is made from cotton
cotten pooch. is a cool cotton blueberry
When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.
"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er
He kicked her in the pooch and gave her a stone child stunner.
when someone or something is the shit
that was so pooch
She drank too many margaritas at Taco Tuesday so she ended up having to drain her pooch.
A long lost mate who moves to the Gold Coast to become a full time faggot, Posting shitty bar tending and food trends along with gay selfies on social media.
Pissy 1: Ohh man we should definitely take some selfies of us looking suave before we go out
Pissy 2 : don't be a fucking pooch bro.