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Popcorn wank

When you're in the cinema and you put your dick in the bottom of the popcorn box, and have a wank as if to look like you're rummaging through the popcorn.

"What's all that noise, I can't hear the film?!"
"I don't know, must be someone having a popcorn wank!"

by Bambamg123 December 16, 2016


salted popcorn

The best way to eat popcorn

Friend 1:MMmmm I love this salted popcorn
FRiend 2: yes I agree it is the best way to eat popcorn

by ShotoTodorokiLover0112 December 07, 2021


quirky popcorn

A quirky popcorn is when you jerk off too much with scorching hot popcorn seeds to the point where you get third degree burns on your dick. At this point you look like Deadpool had sex with a wrinkly old grandma who has herpigoneciphilaids.

Dude I pulled a quirky popcorn last night and now I can't feel my will to live.

by CreepyStalker36 January 04, 2018


popcorn room

A room equipped with one or more air exchangers that are capable of replacing the free air in a room at a rapid rate. Under the guise of being used to quickly disperse the scent of popcorn, the room may also be used to facilitate the covert use of marijuana. The term was coined by the Swearnet crew in Episode 22 "Planning With Leigh" on the "Real Fucking Reality" Internet TV show.

After a stressful day of pitching show ideas, I suggested that we adjourn to the popcorn room to smok - I mean, snack - on some *air quotes* popcorn.

by ZonaPeligrosa March 04, 2015


Popcorn Sutton

The legend that most Missouri Boys worship. Legendary moonshiner made hundreds of liquor runs through his day.

Its ashame that Popcorn Sutton killed himself

by Iplaybanjoandpracticeincest June 01, 2020


Popcorn Pimpin'

A person who gets into relationships with less than desirable women based solely on the fact that they provide him with food, shelter, clothing, money, and access to an automobile. A Popcorn Pimp is usually a felon who has been recently paroled or released.

Look at Jamals Popcorn Pimpin' ass with that fat bitch over there!! She's luck he needs a car.

by Loki LongStroke December 17, 2022


Zebra Popcorn

the act of running a train consisted of black people and white people on a trampoline

Craig: Yo Jamal do you and Phillip wanna make some zebra popcorn with this bitch I can call.

Jamal: Hell yeah, let me set up the trampoline! No net this time

by BillMuthaFuckinClinton March 29, 2013