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A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
Urgently needing to use the Bathroom ( Toilet )
"Hey John are you free to go over next months budget? " , "Sorry Kate, I actually have an urgent Porcelain Appointment/ Meeting/Conference Call in 2 minutes.
When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet
Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.
*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.
When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
Millennials had smarties, Gen z has their parents' fine china
Let's steal one of your mom's nice plates and do the porcelain challenge!
The name for the challenge of grinding up china to make a power, that is snorted like cocaine. From tiktok.
He really aced the porcelain challenge, did your see the video last night?