pre-nup

Prenuptial agreement.

Theoretically it is a contract signed by both a man and a woman before marriage, and helps with splitting the property between both parties in the event of a divorce.

A temporary and useless piece of paper that expires after a short time and can be voidable at any time by the woman, thanks to the fact that the legal system is now in her control.

Joe watched in horror as his ex-wife Suzy tore up the pre-nup document in the courtroom and the judge ordered him to hand over his house and life-savings to her.

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pre-shower

the shower that one takes in preparation for another shower. preformed when the party in question is so dirty that one shower would just not cut it. it is not uncommon to smell worse after a pre-shower, similar to the way dishes smell horrible right when they come out of the dishwasher.

Guy: Dude, you need to come over right now, i just got mario kart

Dude: chill guy, i just got back from ultimate frisbee, i gotta shower

Guy: Ultimate frisbee? i would recommend a pre-shower. can't have you stinkin' up my casa.

Dude: i feel you

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pre-shaded

The way ghetto's say "preciate it"

1.) Man im hungry!
2.) Here bro have a sandwhich.
1.) Pre-shaded my guy.

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Pre-orgasmic

A woman (or man, though it's rare) who is pre-orgasmic describes someone who has neved had or experiemced an orgasm, through masturbation or sex. Experts once described these women as anorgasmic, meaning absence of orgasm, but this has changed.

"My girlfriend's pre-orgasmic, I can never make her cum"

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pre-bake

To smoke a lesser weed in preparation for the main course or the better weed

I got some bomb shit right here so lets put yours on a pre-bake

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pre cum

A clear, slightly gooey fluid produced by the bulbourethral glands (namely the cowpers gland) in human males. The fluid serves to lubricate and de-acidify the urethra for the impending deluge of semen. Also serves to remove any "foreign matter" from the urethra. Can carry residual sperm from recent ejaculations.

Michelle spit out Jasons pre cum because it tasted like piss.

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Pre-AP

A high school course which encompasses the impossible workload, emotional scarring, and challenging nature of AP classes without boosting one's GPA or offering college credit.

Sally: If you think you're a good writer, take Mrs. Harrison's Pre-AP World History class, she will prove you wro-

Teacher: (Interrupting) Personal pronoun and contraction usage call for automatic failure!

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