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Optimus Prime burned down an orphanage while eating beef jerky and cutting down the rain forrests. Then some femminists came up to him and started their bitching, so he starting punting them across the yard. Then he went to a feminists meeting and started shooting them with lazers that came out of his eyes and making then run back to their men for protection since women are weak. Then his gf started bitching him so he slapper her upside the head and she cooked him some dinner.
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Leader of the Autobots, Someone who is an unstoppable dynamo in a multiplayer game.
That fuggin' motha' fugga' neva' fuggin' DIES!!!!! AAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!
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An annoying french individual who wears a lot cologne who has the worst case of inertia ever. And is a espeacially lump.
Faggotron prime said he was going to leave at 4:30am but didn't end up leaving until later the next day because he is so lump.
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a small cigar/cigarillo found in many flavors. Prime times are popular among those in Rainier and other places. The reasoning is that, in the hood, more people are rolling and smoking blunts and therefore there is more need for a prime time.
Special prime time flavors include the happy hours modelled after mixed drinks.
Prime Times are often smoked right after a blunt.
"Hey man remember get a sweet and 2 PTs aiight?"
"Yo pass me a prime time i am BLUNTED"
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(Verb) To have sex. The logo is a smirk and looks like a curved penis and head
(Noun) the act of sex itself
Me: “Now that I’m orally bisexual I see phallic symbols everywhere”
Wife: “That’s just the amazon prime logo”
Me: “I wanna amazon prime wit you”
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The equivalent of awesome, cool, great, etc.
"Yooo Chris is your name from XCOM? Have you played 4 yet? That shit is prime whale!"
"Fucken lit prime whalin"
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"Half of 69" - specifically when only the male is performing his part of the 69 - hense 6 prime
"Last night while we were hiding, we decided to 69 and while he was performing a 6 prime, I wanted to IM you and tell you, about us hiding!"
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