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The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.
“All hail the Puerto Rican Thunder god”
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When you're performing a 69 with the male on top (so that his anus is directly above the girl's head) and he takes a shit in her hair, thus creating an authentic puerto rican hairdo.
Bitch was scrapin' so I gave her a puerto rican hairdo.
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When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.
Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up
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any object usually under the drivers seat of the car, can be a small pipe, bat or wire tie for a truck. Used in case said Puerto Ricans start acting up...hence the be good
Vinnie, get that puerto rican be good stick out, we gotta use it here on 168th
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When the driver of an automobile exits the stopped vehicle during a red traffic signal (stop light, red light) and urinates. The driver must finish urinating before the traffic signal changes to a green traffic signal (green light, go). If the driver does not finish urinating before the signal turns green he is to be scorned and ridiculed harshly by occupants within the vehicle and all surrounding vehicles and their occupants, however if the driver completes the task he is to be applauded by all.
Did you see me do a Puerto Rican Gas Pump? The light turned green just as I finished.
When a man man completes a full squat with two 40 oz. beers held above his head as he drops his testicles into a suspecting females mouth. The female plays the role of the referenced squat rack.
I'm going to make your mom my Puerto Rican squat rack.
When a Puerto Rican man named Tito watches his classmates run a train on his mother while furiously masturbating using his own tears for lubrication.
Instead of going down to Tijuana for the donkey show let’s go see the Puerto Rican metro link.