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A serious blow to the top of a person's skull, as though God himself was throwing the punch from the heavens.
When Phil yelled at Steve: "godabed"
Steve responded with a God punch, giving Phil a concussion.
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To punch a vagina and/or anus. The act of fisting.
I punch fucked your mom last night
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Anal Sex. Used by Jason Bateman's character in Smokin' Aces.
Rape 'em! You know, give 'em the punch in the brown!
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This is where you fart into your open and and shut it like a fist. You then punch someone opening your hand right before their face. Thus wizard punching them.
He wizard punched her in the face causing her to gag.
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(N.) A punch so hard it tops all other punches, even those of Chuck Norris, Usually Resulting in Death
Man 1: I heard the fight got pretty intense
Man 2: Yeah man, he threw a Sowder Punch
Man 1: Holy Shit!
Man 2: Yeah Man he died
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to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)
Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.
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Punching off is the act of gripping one's penis between the middle and ring finger. After getting a good grip, you then punch the balls and scrotum as hard and fast as possible until ejaculation is reached. It is a new form of masturbation, which has only recently been started being practiced, originating in a seedy Jamaican village.
My penis felt extremely good after punching off, however I now have an empty scrotum.
I was having feelings of extreme pleasure and pain after I had a punch off.
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