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punish the pope

Masterbating

I'm so horny but no chicks are available so Ill just have to punish the pope

by Aintjewish January 17, 2019


The Romeo and Juliet Punishment

this false crime happens and get a good guy arrested for being in love . so it can happen many ways and i will show two here. let's say a 24 year old guy got with a 16 year old girl when she turn legal age of consent right? but didn't even have sex right away anyway and they so in love the society and police how long yall been together having sex. and she don't want to seem fast and gave it up too easy so she says they been together for 6 years and now she's 17, and he's 25. when they might of just started...so she don't look like a slut, and he had every intention of doing right by her and marrying her but they arrested him for criminal sexual conduct 1st degree and 2nd degree because she was a minor and has life imprisonment and probably get rape in prison because people thought he rape a little girl. another way is a girl who is underage like 13 years old having a relationship with a 24 year old but he don't have sex with her yet because shes not the legal age of consent. and when people ask if they have sex she says yes because she feels guilty because he buys her all kinds of gifts out of love and fast food every day and no one gets to eat out every day but rich people so now this person goes to prison forever too and probably get rape when he would of waited until she was age and did nothing wrong and married her too, both cases would of.

people be so evil with they do to innocent people like The Romeo and Juliet Punishment.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 26, 2022


Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024


Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.

Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.

by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024


Irish punisher

Getting piss drunk off of cheap beer then attempt to do a flying pile-driver into your partners asshole

Dude me and Stacy went to the bar and she let me do a Irish punisher on her

by Nigerian knuckles February 27, 2018


Ironic Punishment

No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.

Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2023


American Punishment

A punishment where one physically attacks or abuses someone to such a degree to the point where they are bleeding or have suffered multiple injuries, often serious. Sometimes accompanied by extreme insults revolving around being a shitty person

When I asked my girlfriend if I could give her abusive dad an American Punishment, she very enthusiastically said yes and that she’ll have sex with me 5 days a week if I did that.

by YuOfTheNight September 2, 2020