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When porn stars shoot Ping-Pong balls from their vaginas.
"Jay you gotta see this poon-put xvid I leeched off of alt.binaries.erotica.pervert"
"Jon the first rule of usenet is you don't talk about usenet."
To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.
I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.
The internet equivalent of biting one's tongue.
My boss's email was so infuriating that I wanted to reply to all pointing out his hypocrisy. But I need the job, so I ended up putting on mittens and just let it go.
what someone says when they catch someone in a lie or it is used when someone is being disrespectful.
person 1: you're so ugly
person 2: oh put a pineapple on it !
person 1: oh no you didnt!
person 2: oh yes i did!
Pretending to be happy when you're really not.
To make the best of a bad situation.
Some things just suck, but you put a shine on and get on with it.
Someone who secretly places an item into someone else's pocket. This is the reverse of a pick-pocket and may be done to anonymously give a friend money or a small gift when they are feeling down. In addition to the pockets of clothes that you are wearing, a put-pocket may also target unattended coats, jackets, and purses at parties or other social gatherings.
I was feeling down until I discovered that a put-pocket had slipped a $20 into my pocket.
to be placed in handcuffs , open cuffs shaped like the chanel double c logo
The cops came and then Tyrone was put in chanels.