Rural Dictionary

mullet-queen

Simply a drama queen in the form of a redneck douche bag whom still thinks 'rocking the mullet' is a good life choice to make. May times you can find mullet-queens at local gas stations talking about how "Obama's one of them A-RABS! He was implantered by them their govern-ment to spy on our New-clear-er weapons." or it may just be in the form of your stepdad who thinks that having 3rd period lunch has anything to do with him and wants to "Call them there SCHOOL PRINCE-ABLES because ain't nobody ever need no lunch that there early."

GIRL: "Me and my mom had to lie to Rod about me getting 3rd period lunch because if he knew, He would have flipped"
GIRL2: "God, what a mullet-queen. He is obviously his mullet's aunt flow is in town"
GIRL: "No, he already had his mullet in a bunch from earlier when Obama come on to talk about the health care reform..."

by DanceISay_DANCE! August 25, 2010

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Queen Farbis

An acceptable method of punishment in which toothpaste is squeezed into the ass-crack and anus of a party-foul offender who has passed out prematurely due to excessive alcohol consumption.

LL: I can't believe Oscar passed out already. . .It's only 8:30 PM!

Joff: Did you see how much he drank? He's already polished off a fifth of SoCo and funneled three beers in 2 hours.

LL: Half of the people haven't even arrived for the party. Oscar committed a major party foul!

Joff: Where are you going?

LL: To the bathroom to get the toothpaste. Oscar is so getting the Queen Farbis punishment right now!

by joff leff December 1, 2011