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Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.
They are the gods and can't be killed.
"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"
A parody of Baby by Justin Bieber. It's performed by four kids who cleary can't sing the song. There's also an unfinished rap that is part of the official music video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Raccoons?"
Person 2: "Yeah. It's very faithful to the singing quality of the original song"
Guy 1: Man, you see that hobo cougar on the other side of the bar?
Guy 2: Yeah, that’s called a Raccoon
A girl who seems to always end up going for guys who are trash. Starts with naive optimism, always ends with tears.
Damn I heard Jessica got played again.
Yeah, this time it was some guy called Brad, that raccoon really likes her trash.
The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.
Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.
When a female chooses to stand by (regardless of relationship or friendship) a man of low character i.e trash like or dumpster material
i.e. I can’t believe ceci choose to be friends with manny the wife beater, she is raccooning.