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When a person drinks a shot of nut
Khamari is weird asf he had a dab of ranch off Lawrence last night
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a racial slur used to describe a bunch of mountain-folk trying to work in a messed up situation
"this place looks like a goat ranch" or "hurry and get here, it's really a goat ranch"
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To be used when a situation seems smelly, but you are sure it is indeed OK. Can be used in similar situations that the phrase "Catch 22" is used.
Two guys are at a flea market, and find a sweet bicycle, but its so nice, it looks almost stolen. A kid is selling it, and he offers it to them for 50 bucks, when it would normally cost $100.00+. Guy 1 turns to guy two, "Yo man, what do you think about this deal?" Guy two, answers reassuringly, knowing that this is a legit sale, "Ionno, its seems a bit sketch, but its prolly Ranch 99."
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a huge, breath-taking hit off a dab
Hey bro I just took a dab of ranch, I'm sooo gone.
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When 2 people engage in anal sex, but before doing so, the giver grabs a bottle of ranch and pours it into the receiver's anus. After pouring it in, the giver pounds his penis in the receiver's anus thus creating the Ranch McPounder.
I invited Judy over this weekend and surprised her with a Ranch McPounder!
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After I am done tossing your salad, I am going to coat it with my mattress ranch.
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