The belief that everyone on the internet seems to have.
Dude 1: On a scale of 2-69133720029 what is your least favorite flavor of the rainbow?
Dude 2: LOL XDDD
A tragic case of Random = Funny
Twitch streamer who is probably gay, all we know about him is that he is a tall motha fucka and that he works at a Burger King, always complains about his setup when anything goes wrong, his hashtag on tiktok also has over 50k views
“Damn random dillod is the best twitch streamer ever”
“Who is that even”
“I don’t now some random ass guy that works at bk, he is pretty funny though and always complains about his setup”
someone who shits in public restrooms without flushing, leaving the "gift" for the next user to find.
The random shitter struck again, leaving a huge log in the 2nd floor toilet.
Media codeword for when youths attack a caucasian for fun, but not profit.
"Chris Lane, 22, was shot in the back in a random attack by three teenagers while he jogged through the streets of the Oklahoma town of Duncan on Friday afternoon."
"An 88-year-old American World War II veteran has been beaten to death by two teenagers in an apparently random attack in the state of Washington."
1.an organized cult of enlightened individuals who have mastered the art of containing even the most extreme influences of humour without showing the slightest sign of and expression
2.performing acts of randomness that is difficult to notice as it is performed very quickly, and is undetectable as the person(s), contain there laughter, no matter how extreme the humour
"damn rorz, you are the jedi of contained randomness, how do you do it?"
Random:
1. Someone of little significance
2. Everyone that you don't know and some that you do
Bogan:
1. Trailer trash
2. Your mother
3. see above
4. Look around, they are everywhere. Can often be found at Safeway or exploring Woolly bush while wearing a flannelette shirt, black acca-dacca t-shirt or wife basher singlet as well as tight black jeans and desert boots (DB's).
There are three main keys to correctly identifying a Bogan:
1. The obligatory packet of wini-blues rolled up in the sleeve to draw attention to the guns that they have developed from years of being a wanker;
2. The stubby or can of Victoria Bitter (VB); which also proves how little taste and class Bogans possess; and
3. The 'Mullet' the haircut with its own motto:
'Business at the front, party at the back'
in some circles also referred to as:
'Party at the back, business at the front'
Either way it is still a shit haircut
Random Bogan:
Look in the mirror; tell me what you see
I wish these Random Bogans would just get out of my way
There are so many Random Bogans here; it is not hot. I would go so far as to say that it is so Luke warm here right now
So little air, so many Random Bogans
Your mother is a Random Bogan.
That makes your father a 'Random Bogan Mother Fucker'.
Guess that must really suck for you; good thing that as you are also a Random Bogan, no-one really gives a fuck
Harden the fuck up; stop being a Random Bogan
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A mistake we as humans made when we first used the internet for memes and comedy.
Example: Person 1:"HAHA CHEESE XDXD!! I'M A UNICORNS!!"
Person 2: Random humor is dead.
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