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the wounds, scratches, etc, you get after crashing on a Segway human transporter.
15 minutes after jumping on my friends Segway I crashed and ended up with a nice SEG-RASH on my shoulder.
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sexual decesions that probably shouldnt have been made
hooking up in the gym of a school when you know the guy your being sexually rash withs girlfriend happens to be your best friend
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n) The resulting rash left between the tops of one's thighs after a prolonged hump (hike). Legs rubbing together, with the addition of an abrasive such as denim or a similar heavy fabric, removes the top layer or two of skin leaving a red, uneven, and sensitive hump rash.
Not always noticed during said hump (due to adrenaline) but becomes immediately obvious once you step into a hot shower.
Can be prevented by wearing compression shorts (Spandex) in the place of your standard undergarments (boxers or briefs).
The difference between a hike and a hump is that a hump involves carrying gear. One can hike with a day pack, a water bottle and a camera. One humps when they are carrying items of greater density such as tents, field rations, ammunition for the mortar and a rocket launcher used for destroying enemy tanks.
"We had a 20 miler yesterday and when I hit the shower I realized I was sporting a harsh case of hump rash."
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a RASH is a Russian anal sex whore. it is an adjective used in Oklahoma for a bitch or a women who is a total skank.
alex: hey jonathan do you know who that lindsey chick is?
jonathan: yah i met her shes hot but she's a total RASH
alex: one thing i hate is russian sex whores and oompa loompas
jonathan: amen.
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Father of K-Rash and B-Rash. His favorite pastime is to stand out on his driveway and smoke cigarettes all day, while bitching at people for little or no reason. Thinks he is a car and computer expert, but really doesn't know shit about either. Also owns a motorcycle, and looks like a fool when he rides it once every month.
G-Rash is #175 on the garbage list
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The red, raw area around your mouth that comes from making out with someone who has lots of facial hair. Some people consider it to be a badge of honor. It's been acknowledged in some scientific communities that Road Rash was once a sign of nobility.
Cheryl: Kenneth gave me some serious Road Rash last night. It feels like his beard peeled 25 layers of skin off of my face. Awwwww'right.
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rash that develops on the chin/mouth area due to performing oral sex on a female.
All my friends are going to know I went down on you because of my beard rash.
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