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verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).
to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co
Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"
Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"
(Works for both definitions)
someone who doesnt read but is super hot like a jock. every girl likes him.
Girl 1 "omg look at Reed"
Girl 2 "hes so cute"
The most caring person ever, if there's a creeping suspicion of him thinking your sad or upset hill ask and comfort you until your better. He has the best sense of humor ever and will make you laugh when your about to cry. He will love you with all his heart and come up with the best nicknames ever. you'll never feel more loved by anyone, and he will always put you first. And not to mention he's pretty cute, I mean pretty hot sorry. He's just not like anyone els. He's just the best and no one will change yer mind. He is also absolutely adorable, he has beach blond hauir with bright blue eyes that you get caught in. Hes also really tall so you got to stare up at him, (but its pretty cute ngl) Everyone want him to like litterly everyone wants him. Reed is a genuine nice amazing guy with the best most perfect persinality.
"Omg yer amazing i bet yer names Reed."
"there goes the best guy ever 'Reed'"
FAGGOT ASS NIGGA
He’s really gay and likes boys and plays soccer
Hey that’s Reed run before he rapes you
When you misspell the word read
A: hey I'm reeding here
B: I think you meant reading
A: Mind you're own business you bastard
Reed is an absolutely revolting human being. He is so genuinely rude and doesn't even realize it. He acts like a complete fucking bimbo and thinks he's cool for no reason even though he is a complete fucking retard. Stay away from Reed.
Why are you texting Reed? He a fucking loser.