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League of Legends is developed by this pansy ass company. That is known for its highly acclaimed champion pool. Riot, however serves only as a platform for those who have the money to spend and buy new champions. Or those who have kept up long enough to afford champions(, and sometimes runes) in a timely manner. Riot can never fully deliver a true game due to new champions always being out of control for a time being. Thats how riot is actually a pansy ass gaming company, due to the fact never ceasing to debuff champions because it Gayly replies back to you in a lisp. "Kindred's ult was so a year ago. Haha! W\e get dunked on noob." Ect.
It has, (sadly) the largest audience of gaming members of time. And has been, (even more sadly) around longer than most online games with exception to some of blizzards games.
P1: What's that company called that makes League?
P2: Riot, the most absurd company of all time. Which reaped profits off a Warcraft map mode...aka DotA.
Riot is a guy who’s got really bad anger issues and has and addiction to milfs and a huge cock and makes hella bands
Dude look at riot why is he so mad
The most badass name out there. If your name is riot, ur cool. Very swaggy. And REALLY hot. They make great best friends. However if you piss off a riot, they Will not hesitate to put you in an air fryer and have you for dinner. Riot It’s great when it comes to comforting people. Most riots are either a Aquarius or a Sagittarius. They are warm for no reason at all. They are not popular, but they still try to fit in. If you are friends with a riot, you are a very lucky person. Because it’s a very rare name, even if it’s not their birth name. they always like to start riots everywhere, they will pick an argument with every single human they see. but that’s just them. it’s their personality. riots usually tend to have the best hoodies, they are really swag
Riot: fuck you
???: i fucked ur mom
Riot: ur moms a dude
???: uh oh
*You'reat the store with your mom*
*there is a bunch of teenagers hanging out*
*Your mom notices*
"Ugh!"
*she rolls her eyes*
"Look at that riot over there!"
A girl with the funniest intentions and the best humor. Along with astonishing jokes, she has a lot of sarcasm and she definitely doesn't care about the outcome of her jokes. Although she can seem rude she has the biggest heart when it comes to romantic relationships. She is loyal and will love you until you break her heart. If you do break her you will witness the worst riot of your life. So consider yourself warned.
#1: hey your pants are up your ass
Riot: and your head is up yours