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a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.
dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza
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An alcoholic beverage taken along for the ride, usually poured into a discreetly looking cup
I'll need a road soda for the long drive
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The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.
"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
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Having sex on the road, literally. Like she's lying on the pavement and he's going on all missionary.
Road Sex: man and woman; fucking in the middle of road.
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A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.
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a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.
The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
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