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A cute little girl going by the name of Ruby Gloom, is a character created by Roman Dirge. She lives aparently alone in her mansion, and enjoys riding her tricycle on the roof.
Her first book, Keys to Happiness, gives some old quotes with a twist.
Merchandised as: stickers, badges, bags, push toys, books, notespads, stationary, keyrings, posters...
"Misery loves company--but watch out, she can also be very annoying."
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A verb used to describe the act of ramming a cock down one's left cheek and sucking on it while bitching endlessly about how men are such heartless bastards out the right side of the mouth.
"She Ruby Grooved me until my ball sac was empty and I was half-deaf."
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When you have kidney stones and all you do is piss blood clots.
Bob: Bro, sorry to hear about the kidney stones. You throwing ruby ropes?
Dave: Dude. Most emasculating thing ever.
The Goddess of Rubies. The rarest woman in the world. The 777 God.
The Ruby Goddess enjoys spreading her creativity around the world
Ruby Westendorf is a very intelligent, bubbly, goregous person. She is absolutely stunning. She brightens the whole room when she walks in. Ruby Westendorf is a great friend, the best you could ever ask for. She is very smart, except for when she misses a day and takes a test to "see how smart she is" even though she didn't get to study. She is almost always happy. She is never putting anyone down. Ruby is very athletic, and the best on her team. Ruby Westendorf is a great person, just in general. She's special, so if you get a chance to be friends with a Ruby Westendorf, take it and never let her go.
"Wow, do you see her? I didn't think anyone could be that perfect. What is her name?" "Her name is Ruby Westendorf."
A show where you watch someone named Ruby try to eat food while hiding their face and flipping you off
Hey, Kevin! Do you wanna watch the Ruby show
Ruby Partington is speaking? That’s Slag behaviour