Rudie Bums

A term that a very well-to-do New Zealand gentleman says as he struts about Sydney, Australia trying to impress hot English females only to be told that "it's killed the mood".

The term 'Rudie Bum' implies that two people, generally of the opposite sex, get together and thrust hips with one another thus causing, what some would say, a pleasing feeling shared between two people.

"After we have finished this delicious scone darling, shall we have rudie bums"?

"Bert!! Can you smell that? I think the neighbours are having rudie bums"!

Mum: "Doug, have you seen trudy"?
Dad: "Yeah I think she's with Kevin having rudie bums"

Rudied

Verb {past participle, past tense of Rudy} - To be trapped in a conversation which seemingly takes hours to conclude, during which time you find yourself wishing that the stuttering clown that is talking to you would simply blow your brains out to quell the agony brought on by the idiotic discussion.

In all cases, the conversation leads nowhere and is an absolute waste of 17 minutes of your time (minimum).

Overhearing colleges being 'Rudied' may also cause you to lose concentration, take up heavy alcohol/drug use or drive you to abuse your wife and rape your best friends sister.

Engineer 1: What coating should I specify on this part?

Engineer 2: Better check with Rudy.

...

Engineer 1: Hey Rudy, what coating would you suggest I use to protect this part from corrosion?

Rudy: Well -ahhh, baahhdaaadada, ummmm wellahhhhadadadada...... AHhahaaa Zinc... Cadmium... Ahhhhdadaaaaa....

(23 minutes later)

Engineer 1: You son of a bitch! That got me nowhere!! I was in there for 20 minutes!! We’re supposed to be best friends! Why would you send me in there to get Rudied?!

Engineer 2: I know... I heard the whole thing... My bad bro… Hey, where does your sister live again?

Rudied

Getting scammed by your lawyer.

You got Rudied.

Rudied

An athlete making the practice squad in college only to become the heart of the team and have one shining moment of glory

Guy 1: Oh. your brother was a high school hockey star?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he rudied up at Umass Amherst for 3 years!

rudi doobie

Someone who does drugs and likes to do lines in the school toilets

Look over there, it’s rudi doobie

Rudy Harbour

the finest lad i have ever met in my entire life

Rudy is leng -Skye
Rudy Harbour is v v leng

Rudy's Surprise

When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.

Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?

Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise