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Having aggressive consensual sex with a female.
I took her home and sawed her legs off.
when you’re on facetime and he almost shows you his dick on accident
person 1: *phone falls almost showing penis*
person 2: “Uh Oh almost saw the Flocka Wocka
How English-speaking immigrant hears Swedish phrase “tack så mycket” (“thank you very much”)
- You speak Swedish well!
- Tuck saw me cat!
I saw your |willy is a video on YouTube that had a good intent but god memed so much that you just can't take it seriously anymore.
James: Hey John, have you seen the video i saw your willy on YouTube that is supposed to warn kids about dangers, but instead got memed to the point where it just cannot be taken seriously anymore?
John: Yea I did.
The placement of index and middle finger into another persons anal cave, and moving them in a back and forth "saw" motion.
Dude if you don't cut the attitude I will have to break out the two-fingered butt saw and give you an adjustment.
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One of the most sought after sexual experiences in the Milky Way. The Hee Haw See Saw is a complex sexual position involving a husband and a wife. To experience this con octopus of a sexual move, first the man must obtain a donkey.
The man then, using the donkey, positions himself on the backside. Using his preferred thrusting speed, the man must enter the anus of the donkey.
The donkey must position itself above the wife, so as to enter her with its donkey cock, once aroused by the mans butt fucking.
Now, both man and woman can use the majestic animal as a fulcrum based sex toy. Truly the hee haw see saw is the greatest sex position ever.
Wife: “Hey there beautiful cowboy! How’s dem Spurs treating ya?!”
Cowboy Husband: “well they be just fine Mary Lou Beth Sue. But you know’d what be finer? Trying the Hee Haw See Saw tonight? You down to HHSS?”
Donkey loving Wife: “hellz yah”
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To feel you've been taken advantage of (usually financially)
Person1: How much did you sell your TV for?
Person 2: 20 bucks
Person 1: Oh man, you got too little!
Person 2: I know! I feel gypped, jewed and sawed in half!
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