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When you don’t have ky jelly so you substitute sage oil and jerk off driving down the road.
I couldn’t jerk off in my room so I got in the car and did the mark sage.
The act of burning and inhaling Mary Jane, otherwise known as Cannabis, into your lungs to cause a change in brain chemistry. In other words, to get stoned
Spongebob: "Yo Patrick Star, you wanna spin the sage after work?"
Patrick: "Hell ya, my dud."
Sage Noelle is a person offering feet pics for 550$
"Hey do you know Sage Noelle? They just sent me feet pics!
I concur with you whole heartedly my afriacan american brother
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Sage Hill is a college preparatory school in Newport Beach. It is the most prestigious and expensive high school in Orange County where the tuition is a shocking 40,000 dollars not including what you donate by the end of the year. After finishing 4 years at Sage Hill you will have wasted approximately 200,000 dollars. The school is targeted towards elitist families and the kids parents are CEO’s and surgeons. Basically it’s a school full of rich kids. Friend groups are made by how much money your parents have and your net worth. These kids are snobby and are all hype beasts. If you don’t own a nice car you will literally be bullied considering most families own multiple cars. Also when you turn 16 if your first car isn’t more than 50,000 then your poor The teachers don’t like to teach because they just teach a bunch of snobby kids. All in all it’s not really the regular “high school experience” but it gives you a reputation of being elite and very very very rich. According to a survey 50% of kids there own private jets and multiple houses.
1. John-What highschool do you go to Ally?
Ally-Sage Hill
John- Haha where is that
2. Jake- Damn you go to Sage Hill! Your family is hella rich
3- Hi my name is Alexis and my first car was a new Mercedes #so mad
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A School where children are heavily sheltered because god forbid they be given one dose of reality. The kids are ignorant and bitch about matters they have no idea about. A place where children try to act poor for self-pity and attention when in fact their amazingly rich. A School for people who think their black . . . their not.
Sage is a place where losers can feel welcome because at Sage everybody is friends because sage is a happy understanding place where everyone gets along. Its a place where nerds can feel welcome becaus at any normal school they would get the shit beaten out of them daily.
Sage is a place where for first cars kids get Porches, mercedes, lexus's, ferrari's, and ESCALADES. And kids complain when they dont get one of these. Because God forbid you have a normal car for your first car
In short. Sage hill is a place for snobby stuck up ignorant rich kids
Sage Hill? Yeah I've heard of that place I'd kill myself if I went there.
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The best damn entry in the whole world.
At Williams college, freshmen dorms are divided into entries. Sage C is one such entry, but it is better than the rest because it has a much higher percentage of girls than average, and everyone is freakishly tight-knit. They do everything together, and help each other out.
Plus they prank everyone in kick ass ways.
"Dude, Sage C turned everything in our common room upside down at three o'clock in the morning with out waking anyone up. They flipped out couch; our posters; everything!"
"Clearly, Sage C owns you."
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