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sailor moon:absolutely the worst anime ever
sailor moon uses tottally gay moon power of the week against stupid monster of the week in every rpisode
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Thot. Only cares about her skin routine. Perfect hair no split ends. Always in drama . Always late to class and shit. Has two cat slaves. Makes sure everybody sees her great legs !! Always eating always . Probably a Scorpio bitch. Always in retrograde. Serves looks.WIG.
Sailor Moon off to save the planet from all these thotties while wearing the latest season of ysl.
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The Act of taking a dump in someones eye while singing Anchors Aweigh
My Girl and I were having nasty sex last night so I totally gave her a Chocolate Sailor
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A Japanese tv show that some perverted teenagers watch as an alternative to looking at a playboy magazine.
I jack off to Sailor Moon every night.
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When You are fucking a girl, while she is bent over and you are standing up. You try and hit her head aginst different objects. You get points for hitting her head against different things. Doors, walls headboards.
The more things you hit the more points you get.
Hey man i got 15 points last night, with the drunken sailor. she hit 3 different walls and the door.
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What happens when you drink Sailor Jerry's rum. These are the three stages of being Sailor Jerry Fucked.
1. After so many drinks, getting laid is the only thing on your mind. You will do and say the most obscene shit because it makes you so horny.
2. Anger. If you don't get laid within an hour of the first stage, someone is getting fucked up. You become blind with anger, fight your firends and yell at strangers.
3. Puke or pass out. After this, you will either puke and pass out, or puke in your sleep. Either way, you are totally fucked.
That chick is Sailor Jerry Fucked, she made out with that dude, punched her friend in the face, and puked on her shoes all in one hour.
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cussing like a sailor having a potty mouth to cuss excessively
my ex girlfriend was cussing like a sailor when i broke up with her