Salmon Sex

When a woman is so ugly that the man tosses off on the bed, leaves the room and then the woman squirms around on the jizz thus completing the sex act, just like salmon do.

"Hey man, that chick is so ugly I wouldn't have salmon sex with her".

"I wouldn't have salmon sex with her with your dick".

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smoked salmon

The act of taking a lit cigar/blunt, sticking it a girls pussy, and taking a puff on it.

"Hey man you know that Sara girl?"
"Yeah"
"She let me give her smoked salmon last night with a fatty blunt"

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salmon canyon

Slang term in Australian and British language for a vagina.

Can also be extended to encompass other areas of the region eg the forest over salmon canyon is pubic hair.

The fun park at salmon canyon is the clitoris.

Hannah went to the beautican and had the forest over salmon canyon clear-felled.

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rusty salmon

When a guy takes a crap on a girl's face, and afterwards she gives him a blow job with sufficient testicle squeezage.

After I shat on her face, I told her to give me a rusty salmon. It stung.

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Man salmon

When a dude wears a pink shirt

"Scott loves the Man Salmon, Mel not so much"

Salmon Cannon

Salmon Cannon is an absolute beast of a fisher woman. Also known as Annie Birch. You may find Annie drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in 20 pound salmon. Which she takes home to her lucky booty call of the night as the two girls get it on and eat God’s wonderful creation- Salmon

“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”

Salmon cheese

When you cum in her mouth and she squirts it out her eye

She let me salmon cheese her