A man is doing a girl from behind and right as he's about to nut he leap frogs over her, turns around, and cums in her face and/or mouth.
I gave that chick from the party a Salty Kermit, last night. She had quite a mess on her face.
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The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and then covering it with hundred dollar bills (benjamin)
Man, that stripper charged me $300 last night. I paid her ass with a salty benjamin. That'll teach her to overcharge me for sex.
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I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night
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Originating in Philadelphia, this word is used when someone feels stupid, or just got played. Also known as Salty, the boul is added for emphasis on that you are feeling stupid.
Tay: yo duhh go do dat fresh stanky legg
Maxweel: Aiight duhh
*performs the soulja boy*
Tay: Duhh, dat aint no stanky legg SALTY BOUL
Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.
After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.
A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.
"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"
"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."