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the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine
John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night
A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.
"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"
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the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size
John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge
girl's night out; a bunch of us lucky dudes
Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!
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what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
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An organization with members around the world that recruits only those deemed to have "Big long Schlongs."
The current size required to join the club are unknown however it is believed that the minimum is 8 inches. Most receive membership after making their girth known to as many people as possible, once word has been spread you may find a phone call or letter that details your joining of the club.
As far as anyone knows this is still not a pyramid scheme.
"Hey Trish have you heard?"
"Heard what chad?"
"I got into the Big Long Schlong Club."
"MARRY ME CHAD!!!"
When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit
Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped