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the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine
John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night
A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.
"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"
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the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size
John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge
girl's night out; a bunch of us lucky dudes
Fran says to Gwendalyne..., "This place is really suckin' tonight,'cept for that dude by the jukebox".
Gwen says..., "YEAH! He must be in the Schlong o' da' Month club"!
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what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep
Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....
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When your penis touches the the toilet bowl while having a shit
Oh man I’ve just had a shit and my dick touched the toilet “ ...... “ you have just been schlong dipped
When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals