A joking term in video gaming. Said to someone or to oneself when their shooting accuracy is somehow both deadly accurate and extremely abysmal at random times throughout a game round or session.
"Bro, how are you somehow getting major kill streaks and making some of the worst shots I've ever seen in my life right now?"
"I don't know, man. I have Schrodinger's Aim tonight."
Until you look inside the box, your younger relative is both a child and an adult. The last time you saw them they were in a Diaper and now they make complete sentences. Then the next time you look, they're starting highschool. Then they're driving. Then they have their own kid. In your own head they're still a child even when you're talking to them about how to manage a mortgage.
Last time I saw Dani, she was starting high school; Then she went through schrodinger's puberty and got married.
If your homie was really having a nigga moment in a walmart or if he wasnt. This concept is extremely vital to fish out the baddest nigga from the other pussies
Nigs: yo homes i heard you brutally shot down a 5 year old inside of a walmart using a p90?
Nigs the 2nd: nah nigga that was some other dumbass mofo
Nigs: tis truly Schrodinger's nigga
having a threesome with 2 ladyboys. You are both gay and straight at the same time since you are fucking 2 halfs a woman and 2 halfs a man.
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: I had a Schrodinger's Threesome man. Does that make me gay?
Person 1: Both?
When someone offers to send you tits pic but you don't know their gender
I'm in Schrodinger tits situation as I do not know your gender I am both repulsed and aroused in equal measure
When you say something creepy and decided if it was creepy or not depending on if they take it as a complement or get creeped out
Schrodinger's creep is like when someone says "Your legs look really good" and then depending on if it's an awkward laugh then silence or a thank you you would decide if it was creepy or not
In DND... You and your team have to roll for initiative against a creature that is rated at a CR high enough to wipe out your party in one round.
New player: I'd like to take a swing at Santa.
Vertern player: no you don't.
New player. Does a 21 hit?
DM: not even close
Vertern player: Idiot! Santa is a level 20 Arch Fey!
DM: someone's on the naughty list, roll for initiative.
Vertern player: dead or alive, this is a Schrodinger's initiative. We dead, no cap.