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test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

by QuacksO March 26, 2019

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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

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Ground Scores

The competitive game of searching for a ground score(s) and comparing who found the β€œbetter lot”. This normally goes down by players combining into teams to enhance their search efforts, and reconvening at a specified time and area to compare items. The winners are the team or person who clearly found the best ground score or combination of scores. Winners often earn bragging rights, and as well, everyone who plays normally keeps what they found. Often time items are turned in to lost and found if they are an identification item, keys, a phone, or anything that would screw someone over really bad if they were without it. Drugs, cash, jewelry, tools, blankets, beer, tents, and food are common ground scores at music festivals.

Let’s play Ground Scores tonight!

by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019


Snap your highest snap score a boob day

Every September 14th is "Snap your highest snap score a boob day" where you send your highest snap score friend a picture of at minimum, one boob.

Be careful who you have as your top snap score, on September 14th it is "snap your highest snap score a boob day" and you will have to send them a picture of your boob unless you want to be cursed

by Foxy Dingo September 14, 2023

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free score

obtaining goods from the local convenient store, without paying,

Hey bro, I just free scored two beers from that liquor store, lets drink up

by bluebrotha September 8, 2019


Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016


Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016