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A cleverly disguised, deadly, yet irresistible trap designed to slowly kill us all with morbid obesity resulting in cardiac arrest, diabetes, ect.
Why do those little girls make their delicious girl scout cookies so damn tiny and pack 25% of your daily fat into just two of them?
The only possible answer: they are evil.
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Pyramid scheme for moms that don't have lives
What's a good business model?
Girl scouts
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When you are outside and need to blow your nose but have no tissues so you close one nostril and blow the snot out of the other one, then vice versa
Gross! Wait till you get a napkin instead of blowing your snot everywhere doing The Boy Scout...
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Okay so all the definitions are from triggered boy scouts that had to come here and try to create a badass description for themselves, so I had to correct them.
Majority of boy scouts are cocky pussies that think they know shit because they can use a lighter. In reality, they'd break an arm trying to handle a shotgun because they're that full of themselves after they got their own pocket knife.
Some boy scouts are exceptions, actually applying their knowledge to whatnot and using their ranks for a better chance at good scholarship cash. Unfortunately, these humble ones are few in number.
Then there is the derogatory term 'boy scout' used to describe the lesser, more pathetic types of people. This is an 'insult' mainly used by your friendly neighborhood highschool quarterback in an attempt to start something, only resulting in him appearing as the idiot that he is (Except to his incompetent followers who will still respect him somehow).
Just a note- Don't be a defensive cunt trying to make boy scouts appear badass. You are not Danny Devito, stop thinking you know shit.
Even though I don't care so much about boy scouts anymore, I'm going to become an Eagle Scout- It'll look good on my resume.
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An act of intimacy where a man puts fresh mint leaves up a woman's butthole and then proceeds to fish them with his tongue. The name derives from the popular 'thin mints' girl scout cookies.
I just plucked fresh mint leaves from my nana's herb garden and then used them to give my woman a dirty girl scout.
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A Cougar Scout often differs from a Cougar Hunter(CH), but can be one in the same. A CS or Cougar Guide (CG) looks for
Cougar Dens (Hangouts, frequented places by cougars and affiliates). They also spot cougars before anyone in their hunting party, giving them the unique title of CS. A CS/CG doesn't always hunt to capture cougars for themselves, he assists the CH's in their challenge with his advice and his
advanced Cougdar technology. In addition to scouting a CS/CG can also hunt and go in for a kill, if the Cougar is of outstanding quality, but he prefers the chase rather than the capture.
Thank Gawd the Blanket an experienced Cougar Scout/Guide spotted the cougar out for me. I was able to prove my hunting skills right before she made her attack.
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Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.
"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."
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