harp seal

A person that when they wear spandex shirts, resembles a seal

Robbie, you look like a harp seal in that UNDER ARMOUR® shirt

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Seal

A variation of a Shield that is more of a wall than an orb. Can sustain infinite damage, unlike a Shield, but may prove more difficult to cast.

I put a Seal on the door for neatness' sake.

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sperm-sealed

When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.

Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.

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seal clubber

Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich

"dude! Anna is a seal clubber! D="
"I know, bloody Norwegians"

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baby seal

Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.

Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.


Also, it is a mormon wedding.

When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.

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faily seal

1. The nickname for a shoddy soft toy, crafted in the questionable likeness of a baby seal.

2. A derogatory MMORPG epithet, used with intent to embarrass or marginalize a horrendously destructive or inexperienced player.

FFS, that faily seal priest pulled the whole room and then didn't heal!

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Flex Seal

A tape brand that's become a meme over the years.

Did you hear about the Flex Seal meme where that one guy says "Now that's a lotta damage!"

Uhh, yeah, it's all over the internet..

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