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A person that when they wear spandex shirts, resembles a seal
Robbie, you look like a harp seal in that UNDER ARMOUR® shirt
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A variation of a Shield that is more of a wall than an orb. Can sustain infinite damage, unlike a Shield, but may prove more difficult to cast.
I put a Seal on the door for neatness' sake.
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When the last belated dribbles of cum finally make it out of the urethra, and seal the tip of the penis, or otherwise. Can cause a slight sharp pain in the penis if not thwarted before urination.
Fred masturbated before bed, then later woke up to pee. He hadn't realized that he was sperm-sealed, and was painfully pulled from his drowsiness when nothing immediately came out.
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Beater of seals. Maker of the (seal)club sandwich
"dude! Anna is a seal clubber! D="
"I know, bloody Norwegians"
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Pre-adult aquatic animal of the Phocidae and Otariidae families. The baby seal, or hippie-o-meter is a measure of how much a hippy an individual (or a group, but it mostly reflects the dominant figure in the group) is.
Should they relentlessly talk about baby seals and the torture they endure, having to watch thier mothers die so their tears can be collected etc., then it is acceptable to call them a hippy.
Also, it is a mormon wedding.
When i see hippies, I like to tell them about my weekend job as a baby seal clubber.
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A tape brand that's become a meme over the years.
Did you hear about the Flex Seal meme where that one guy says "Now that's a lotta damage!"
Uhh, yeah, it's all over the internet..
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A organization who uses a dark material named „flex tape“. Flex tape is very dangerous because if someone puts it into a hole it can create a portal to a demon realm. The founder of the organization is called „Felix tapé“.
Person 1: Hey, there is a hole in my underwear!
Person 2: Wanna seal the hole with flex tape, so it creates a portal to a demon realm?
Person 1: What is flex tape?
Person 2: it is a Material found by Flex Seal.
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