when people send lyrics of a song from Hunnas on Hunnas and on the part that says “you gon never ever get yo bitch back” the person sending the lyrics sends a picture of someone’s boyfriend or girlfriend cheating on them with the person who sent the lyrics (sorry if this doesn’t make sense 😭).
jake: “draco season-“
sam: “you gotta be joking.”
Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .
Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted
The Time of the year when you get fucked over constantly
When you miss your flight – clipped.
Make your next flight but miss the connecting flight- clip season
The period of time when many college students (freshmen usually) break up with their significant others that are back home or at a different university. Like vultures to carrion, potential suitors are attracted to the new singles. It can be theorized that many random hookups occur during Vulture Season. This period of time is usually between October and Christmas Break, as these people have been away from home and their significant others for a long time at this point.
Bro, vulture season's officially in swing! That dime I was telling you about just broke up with her boyfriend, I'm going for it now!
The Christmas shopping/cultural season between Halloween and New Year's Day
Every time I walk into a store I remember that I forgot to bring my ipod, and now I would have to listen to christmas music everywhere. It's the Seasonal Tsunami.
When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.
Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?
Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.
Blunt season: when it's cold in south Texas and you smoke blunts w hoodies on
It's almost blunt season cuh.