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The National Security Bureau is a fake law enforcement agency used in a ransomware called Endermach@Polyransom. The agency say that your computer happened to be blocked due to crimes such as pirating, as well as others. The agency demands you to pay an existing fine that costs $150 in a hard-to-trace cryptocurrency called bitcoin. On the possibility that you don't pay, you are going to lose everything, such as your files, programs, folders, etc.
The National Security Bureau is asking me for bitcoin.
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An unique insult to someone who is supposedly very very VERY old due to their interests.
Person 1: I think that The Wizard of Oz is the best movie.
Person 2: Wow. Your social security number is 2.
A group on Roblox, protecting Innovation Inc and its facilities. Half of the group members are LR In Training though.
Yo, did you join the group on Roblox called Innovation Inc. Security?
Yeah, of course I did, I joined to protect Innovation and its facilities, totally not because I wanted the free gun in Innovation Inc Spaceship!
To have a pistol for protection
I'm not worried, I have blick security.
To have a fire arm. And willing to use it to stop trespassers and protect your home.
I purchased a pistol because I needed blick security.
A Husband That Deletes His History 10 - 20 Times a Day.
Secure Husband : dude , i delete my history so much!!
Friend : Nah , you're just a secure husband bro.
When two male friends are comfortable enough in their status as homies that they can appreciate the objective attractiveness of each other.
When the homies are secure they can cuddle, they got homie security.
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“Damn Cp is gooood looking, I feel comfortable saying that cuz we have homie security”