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Greg gave his dad a cup of salty water as a prank, and when he took a sip he spit it out and said “What is this, semen water?”
a disease that makes male semen abnormally thick and powerful. This causes condoms to break as soon as the male cums causeing any woman who fucked a guy that has that disease to instantly become pregnant even if she is on birth control or is old.
DONT MESS WITH SUPER SEMEN CAUSE U CAN DIE FROM IT...
billy joe: wanna fuck
edna: hell nah u have SUPER SEMEN
billy joe: pls
edna: NO BILLY JOE I COULD DIE OR WORSE GET PREGNANT!!!
the white creamy milk that comes out of a femboy's dick when they feel enough pleasure
I LOVE FEMBOY-SEMEN IN MY MOUTH!
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Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.
Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.
Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.
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code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.
Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.
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During the Tribal Ganging banging of the local Sex slaves, a feamle willingly gobbles up the semem of adolesent men causeing her Blood/Semen level to reach a unimaginable amount of 85% which is in essence instead of blood running through her veins the hot thick sticky gooey milky man juice flows through her as swiftly as a river causing her to no longer be able to Taste any kinds of beverages but is given to her by the one-eyed milkman, even that of the strongest alchohal can not be tasted, only the jizzzim from a mans scrotum. This OD makes the female sex slaves no loger human but SEMEN LORDS.
The local sex slave shinaqua SEMEN ODed last night and is now a semen lord.
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When you Get Cum all over your nose and mouth and I have to breath through the Cum for Oxygen
When Ryan Leahy ejaculated on the student the student used the snorkeling semen method to breath through the cum
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