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After an asian massage, whilst hard from the happy ending, ask for the 'red rope service.' The masseuse will take some rope tie her feet up to the ceiling and wind the rope up and give you a spinning blow job, leads to a neutron bomb orgasm.
David Choe recommended i try the red rope service at Happy Lucky Garden Massage Parlour. She spun round on my dick and then spun back.
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The murder, or sometimes self-defensive, taking of a criminal's life. Often, but not always, committed by another criminal, such as in a shootout among rival gang members or a drug-deal that goes bad.
(1st person): Didja hear about the shooting last night behind the liquor store? Two guys got popped.
(2nd person): Yep. Those two were gang bangers that have been jacking up the neighborhood for months. But no more. I consider that a public service homicide.
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A person giving "philisophical lip service" is someone who elaborates about specific ways, principles and ideals that one should live by, but they themselves do not implement these beliefs in their own lives.
One person in a crowd that will use "philisophical lip service" to control the conversation by insisting that their beliefs are the ways to live by. They do not take others' opinions and ideas into consideration, shutting down any input by others, however they themselves do not practice in their own lives what they preach. In essence, a hypocrite who is a self centered egotistical, self rightous asshole
How it starts is when some shallow mf in the club at the table next to yours says something about you being poor or something else stupid, you feel the need to "defend your honor." Basically, you order some expensive overpriced bottle to show them who's boss. Following that, they order something even more expensive or multiple bottles. Continue for multiple turns. Mainly really fake people do this, as it's just a vapid display of wealth
Also, you may be shocked to see the damage to your bank account as some people rack up bills in the 10s of thousands occasionally. Don't do it kids, not worth the cost.
Tyson: Hey your girl ugly and that Rolex looks like it's from canal street. Broke Ass
Jamal: Man fuck you and your booty haircut-Hey let's get two bottles of Grey goose up in here!
Tyson: Shit, lemme get a bottle of Dom P . Bottle Service War incoming (sigh)
(continue for 2-6 more rounds)
A condition/ disease that can infect federal, state and local, civil service employees.
Civil service syndrome symptoms
1. Its not my job
2. Sending dumb E-mails (Think about it)
3. Two hour lunches
4. Annual leave, four times a year or more
5. Planned sick leave
6. Kissing ass
7. Working your own hours, not core hours
8. Taking credit for work that you didn't do
9. Grubbing for overtime
10.Doing as little work as possible
11.Hearing but not listening (Being a hard head)
12.Thinking only about yourself, and how great you are
13.Power hungry
14.Sick on mondays
15.Not being able to walk in others shoes
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After the first time they have sex together, a guy calls or emails the girl to say something nice and prevent her from feeling cheap.
Can also mean spending time on the phone or in-person during a later friendly date (not leading to sex) listening to the girl's problems.
Fred: Is Josh still on the phone with Becky ? It's been like an hour.
Bill: Is Becky the girl he banged the other day?
Fred: That's the one.
Bill: After-sales service.
Fred: Hope he didn't offer an extended warranty.
n. a beautiful potential utopia of blended cultural identity and class spolit by mass commercialism, wanky products and a mentality based solely on ripping people off due to complete lack of alternatives.
see all blue signs with knifes and forks on!