(pronounced shh-long) is a term used to describe a man's downstairs area
Friend: hey dude I saw you got crazy last night😆. How'd it go?
Him: it went awesome! She said I had a nice shlong
A long ass dick that swings between ur legs
Tiffany: woah ur shlong is massive
Tyrone: how’d u get in my house
A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.
Bro slammed his shlong all over my face
Noun. A mullet; short in the front, long in the back (sh-long). A haircut typically worn by a dickhead.
Randy has the greasiest shlong I’ve ever seen.