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When you could give less about what someone is thinking/feeling, so you offer your shoulder as a sign of "fake sympathy."
Girl 1: My shirt has a small hole in it!
Girl 2: Really? I have an open shoulder for you. (points to shoulder)
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The act of rushing through a crowd of people and slamming your shoulders into strangers as you hurry to a destination.
I was shoulder bowling people all day because my boss had me rushing back and forth between the office and the factory. blocking, crowd blocking, shoving, pushing, ramming, hitting
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Also known as the "Uzi dance" made popular by Lil Uzi Vert.
Guy #1: Aye, check out my Uzi shoulder dance bro.
Guy#2: Shit is lit fam
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When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming
Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.
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someone that stands behind another person when they are doing something like chatting on the internet checking their email and such
why do you always have to stand behind me when i'm on the computer , you're such a shoulder gnome
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something you say to a person that is known for flaking and you both have plans later.
friend1:I'm comin' to your house later.
friend2:we head and shoulders, right? because you be flakin' somethin' serious, homie!
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Somebody with slopey shoulders is somebody who deflects responsibility or tasks.
It's a step beyond lazy where the person accused is actively trying to push work onto somebody else.
He wants her to do his work for him? Old Slopey shoulders strikes again.
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