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A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.
Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.
The idea of freshening up without actually washing where you just spray your clothes with deodorant hence hiding any odour you may radiate!
This should only be a temporary measure until you can actually shower.
Me. I’m just going to the shop
You. But you’re stinking
Me. It’s ok, I’ll have a Bellsbank Shower
The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
The act of imagining someone naked/in the shower, when they say that they're in the shower or "brb shower"
Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.
1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
A golden shower from a well hydrated man
Bobby woke me up with a clear shower, he must drink a lot
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