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The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.
These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...
A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.
Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.
when you haven't taken a shower in so much of a long time that you have forgotten the last time you took a shower.
Person A: Dude, when was the last time you took a shower? You smell like a fatass with hemorrhoids having diarrhea after eating buffalo wings.
Person B (Stricken by shower amnesia): Ewwww. Well, anyway, i dont exactly recall, maybe Tuesday, or Monday, IDK.
When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.
Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?
Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must
Dude 1: Obvi
The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.
Having intense sexual relations, outdoors, during an Arizona monsoon.
You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.