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Mexican Spanish phrase meaning loosely (and undeniably), "Of course, dude!"
"Are you going out with that hot Latina chick?"
"Simon ese!"
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Simon is the absolute hottest and cutest boy you will ever see. He will make you instantly cum in your pants. His bunda is big, his knockers are bare, he will make you cum with one glance. By far the most alpha, chad male you will ever see.
Person 1: have you seen Simon The Hottie?
Person 2: Yeah, I came instantly.
Person 1: Shiiiiit, I wanna have that experience.
The act of bathing yourself in sexual lubricant and proceeding to slide around the floor.
Aye boys, you coming around to slimy Simon this afternoon?
"We cannot see anyone at the clinic because we don't have the technology."
YOU SIMPLE SIMON, motherfucker.
An amazing Australian actor who played in shows like The Guardian and in the movie Sex and Death 101.
"Simon Baker"
"Yup, he's second only to Alex O'Louglin"
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simon is the gayest person on earth.
hi im simon
gotta go ur simon is gay
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A popular german game similar to Simon Says,
you find someone who is called Simon and run around him while shouting SIMON STINKT.
Then he gets pissed off and cries.
Simon STINKT!
Er sollte sich waschen!
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