a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping
Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.
a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder
The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.
When you take the pomade from your hair and rub it up a female ass crack for lube
I was out of astroglide so I used the pomade slide.
A very special holiday where two people celebrate the event in one has slid into the other's DM (direct messages) to initiate a relationship, exotic night, friendship, etc.
Two years prior to Tia answering Shaq's DM on Instagram, the two celebrate their Slide Day as a couple.
Did you hear about Shaq sliding in her DMs and now they're a couple.
I can't wait for me and Tia's Slide Day so we can celebrate.
When you cum in your hand, and slide your cummy hand across his/her gooch, resulting in instant pregnancy
Bro, you see that preganant girl over there? She definately got the Gucci Slide
Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)
The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D
Refers to qualifying for the semi-finals of a bracketed, double elimination tournament and subsequently losing three games/matches (championship semis, consolation semis, and 5th/6th place metal round) to place 6th in the tournament.
Did Joe win his semis match? Nah, he did the semi slide.