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Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.
I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!
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This is when a lady shaves her naughty parts totally bare and has friends vote on how much they like it.
Cindy shaved her vigina and showed it to all of her girl friends and asked them to "rate my smoothy". on a scale of 1-10
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When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.
I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie
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A cheesy middle aged balding man, preferably with the name Pedro or Santino. Slicked back hair and a sharp suit.
Oh my, That bloke is a right senor smoothie.
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When you shove a baby in a semen filled blender and turn it on, makes for a delicious Monday beverage.
Grant: "Oooooooh I just drank my 10th Savile Smoothie™, oooooooh I love them so much."
Any normal person: "Dude, what?"
a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.
she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh flute smoothie...
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A shot of Southern Comfort & a sperm chaser.
Southern Comfort Smoothie: you're drunk & he's happy.