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PURSE SNATCHER

Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.

Your implication is nobody can FUCK YOU but I have to go around giving any kind of RIMJOBS.

The culprit shows their face.

JIG IS UP

Someone who ruined a horse race.

OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.

Hey, that PURSE SNATCHER is making me PLEASE YOUR RECTUM SHIT EATING because I can never get MY ASSH0LE back it is too much of a LIABILITY.

Wait the damn. TRAFFIC LIGHT is RED and can't cross and I SEE MY ASSHOLE but the PURSE SNATCHER is showing THE ASSHOLE raising both his hands real high in the air and moving them them up and down hip hip hooray style as at first I follow BOTH ASSHOLES but HIS ASSHOLE is moving too FAST where in the future the PURSE SNATCHER predicts somebody's ASSHOLE is going to be READ.

If you have YOUR ASSHOLE STOLEN. the PURSE SNATCHER does not know one thing as to predict if you can steal the quality of the ASSHOLE SMELL as you think that disappeared in that JIG SAW puzzle and that is why both THE ASSHOLES had his hands SKY HIGH.

Hey you can't bet on this horse race with that PURSE SNATCHER around to ruin POST TIME.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021


PURSE SNATCHER

Someone who steals YOUR ASSH0LE to distribute like puzzle pieces everywhere.

Your implication is nobody

OK , ANAL ALAN fucking SQUIRT WEBSITE PEDOPHILE egotist had a PURSE SNATCHER put him in his place with NO MORE ASSHOLE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 13, 2021


Scooby snatcher

The action of cumming in a girls mouth and making her say scoobys famous catchphrase and then proceeding to run after you tell them you had no condom just like the scooby doo gang

I just met you’re mom and did the scooby snatcher

by Museorlose December 05, 2019


Natty Snatcher

Alcoholic/ kleptomaniac; a person or persons who would steal from family or friends to satisfy ones craving for alcohol.

Travis been a Natty Snatcher his whole life, he ain’t ever paid for a beer.

by Travis evans October 23, 2018


carpet snatcher

A a lesbian that targets straight women in a relationship in an attempt to turn them gay.

The girl I dated in highschool is now a lesbian that tried to get my girlfriend to hangout with her all the time to turn her gay. She's a carpet snatcher.

by Mike D Roach February 03, 2024


pear snatcher

The alternative word for chicken because sheila had to question why a chicken is named a fucking chicken

Luke go feed them dang ol pear snatcher som bitch

by ilovekevins69 December 06, 2017


change snatcher

A person, usually a cashier, who purposely shortchanges people, usually by keeping all or a portion of the coins to be returned to a customer after they have overpaid.

A person who deceptively keeps other people's change.

He thinks it's fine to keep my change without asking if it's only a few cents, but I think he's a greedy change snatcher.

by niarbym October 30, 2020